The Lappy Tops Compy

Good evening and mooj penguin spotters

We cut into your original programme to give you a news bulletin. Actually no, it's actually just a cruddy advert but what the hell. Enjoy...

Looking for a new computer this christmas. Are you tired of looking fo cruddy old desktop compys. Well look no further for folks down here at "Folks Who Don't Give Out Cruddy Old Desktop Compys" have brought out something that will blow your brains out. Meet the Lappy. Ratings say that over 500 Lappy's were sold in the WHOLE WORLD in 2003. 500 That's nearly 510! Buy the Lappy now from a store near you. Preferably a grocery store. And remember- who put the appy in Lappy. I don't know. Probably you. The small print which isn't actually small: actually costs 100,000 of your earth dollars which equals 52,014.08 of your earth pounds and I'm not going to go into all the currencies on earth because I can't be bothered.

Anyways bye until I post again.

P.S. Sorry I haven't posted for a while now. I had a lot to do.